Toothpick

Right now you have the urge to eat something
When it's through, if you're still want to eat
Then you're probably really hungry
Think about what I'm saying

F-A-T, that is me
But I didn't used to be
I was hot, I was humpy
I was loose, I was free
Then I waited in the line for some burgers and some fries
Supersize, that'd be nice
Take a bite and close your eyes
Round 2, what do I do
I can barely walk around
Jenny Craig, Richard Simmons
But I still love the pound
Hamburgers, Coca Cola, getting gas from too much soda
Double, double, chunky chunky
Hope this meal is never over
The world is round, and so am I
Big boys, big girls, with real big fat

Super size, super size, the American way
Going down, throwing down
All day, every day
Super size, super size, the American way
Getting fat, getting broke
Either way you're gonna pay
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me

Now I can't get out of bed
So I have to order in
I'm a triple fat fatty
and I have a triple chin
Who's to blame
Call the lawyer
Try to settle out of court
Get some cash
Spend it fast
Cause I'm staring at my fork
Cause it's sad and it's lonely
Ham and cheese, with balooney
Large pies stuff crusted, doggie bags, for a phoney
I have lost the motivation
To inhibit the sensation
I don't love the frustration
Birthday cake, I stick to my vision
Turkey club with double bacon
This got healthy connotation
Fast food is overtaking
And it's supersized the nation

If I keep up with this progress
I'll have 25 pounds
25 pounds
That's a lot of weight

Kentucky Fried just right
Chicken nugget, tippets wide
Figgy fry, sent you a lot of billy cheese
Dry-food diet, packed on weight
Hard yack, hard tack
Back on track, you're so fast
Slim fat, slim slow
Touch toes, finger licking, hit the border
Pull right up and place your order
It's your weight right away
You deserve a break today

Super size me
Put some thing in your mouth
Super size me
Can I get extra cheese with that?
Super size me
What do mean fifty cents for extra cheese
Super size me
I come here all the time
Hook a brother up
Super size me
Awe of a fan
Super size me
All you can eat all day
Super size me
Is that the biggest size you got?
Super size me
I said I want a super size
Super size me
Can I get like a pocket with a handle
Super size me
Two four a dollar, I'll take it
Super size me
All I need is three more forks
Super size me
And another set of hands
Super size me
That's a pretty good idea
Wait, the sign
The sign said three rebills

Super Size Me